Total Medals Earned: 58 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,615 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/85 points)
Finished Level 1.
Finished Level 2.
Finished Level 3.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/150 points)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (80/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
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Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/190 points)
Complete Mew York
Complete Detrout
Complete El Pawso
Complete Los Angelhiss
Complete Mew York on Expert
Complete Detrout on Expert
Complete El Pawso on Expert
Complete Los Angelhiss on Expert
Medals Earned: 12/12 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (200/300 points)
Finish the first mission!
Finish the second mission!
Finish the third mission!
Finish the fourth mission!
Finish the fifth mission!
Finish the sixth mission!
Finish the seventh mission!
Finish the last mission with 3 re-rolls!
Medals Earned: 10/11 (390/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 15/20 (270/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)